Sunday, April 14, 2013

Arty Party GIF Goes Viral.

I got up this morning and turned on my computer to a showering of messages on Twitter and Facebook. All referencing a GIF of me going crazy on the internet. My first question was, what's a GIF? I found out it stood for Graphics Interchange Format. Instead of getting all technical a GIFs can be used for small animations and low-resolution film clips. So, I went looking for the one with me on it. I found it and to my surprise it was of me dancing at the Columbus Bluejacket's game against the Chicago Blackhawks.  So instead of explaining it, I'll just share it with the link.
The amazing thing about this, since it's download about twenty four hours ago, there has been over 1.6 million views. That totally floors me. I could not believe it. It's very weird to think who's looking at it as we speak? Where are they looking at it, and what do they think about it? And do they like it? All these questions just leaves this man confused.

Oh, by the way, here is the full video of where that GIF came from. If you wanted to see it.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Fat Guy Stand Up

Here's a clip of me, Kevin Schroeder doing stand up comedy at the Funny Bone in Columbus Ohio a couple years back. Let me know what you think.

Monday, April 1, 2013

The Arty Party Goes Viral

As many of you might or might not know. I am a gigantic (no pun intended) Columbus Bluejacket's fan of the NHL. And several years ago I began ripping my shirt off and showing belly love to my favorite team. It has grown into something rather out of control. And a perfect example is this. A few weeks ago I danced at a game to Nellly's song, It's getting Hot in Here, because the Jacket's have been on a tear. A 12 game point streak, 10-2-4 in March. One of the big players in the Jacket's turn around this year is a Russian named Artem Anisimov, affectionately called Arty by his teammates and fans. In fact the Columbus Bluejacket's supporter group known as the Arch City Army termed the phrase, "It's an Arty Party." So it made sense for me to give Anisimov his well deserved belly love. This brings us back to the video. On that particular game day, 3/14/2013 against the Chicaco Blackhawks, at the designated time, I stood up and danced, as I always do, my ass off for the greatest fans & team in the league. After I sat down I drank my beer and enjoyed the rest of the game. Thinking nothing of it. A few days later the Columbus Bluejacket's put the video on their website. It started getting hits slowly at first, but then it got picked up by and the video hits began to raise faster until today. When I looked at the video earlier  I was floored, it was at 6,400 hits. No big deal right, I mean it's not like it's the cat playing piano video, but when I checked the video again in less than an hour it shot up to over 8,000 views. Is it possibly going viral? And if so, is that a good thing? I don't know, but I will leave it up to you to decide.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Having a Rough Day?

Having a rough day? Well turn off the lights, put your earplugs in and click on this video for a relaxing trip into yourself.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

I'm Going To Be On The Air

I'm Going To Be On The Air

This Saturday Morning,March 2nd 2013, I'm going to be on the air with my friend and fellow comic Tim McKenna talking sports and comedy on ESPN 1580 in Colorado Springs. We will be on at 10:00 Am Mountain Time (12 pm Eastern Time). If you would like to listen to us talk sports and comedy or what ever else fancies us you can by listening live at And if you have a question about anything please feel free to call us at 719-694-2446. We'll talk belly love!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Harlem Shake

Anti Harlem Shake Videos

These two video's are the best thing to happen to the annoying dance craze known as the Harlem Shake.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Some Things Are Bigger Then The Game!

           Much Respect to former Crew player Robbie Rogers who retired from soccer and came out that he is gay in a press release last night at 1 AM London time, Robbie Rogers helped the Crew win Supporter Shields and MLS cup when he was with the Crew and he will be forever MASSIVE in that regard. But he will be even more MASSIVE for taking the brave step to come out as gay. Hiding who you are from nearly everyone around you takes a severe toll. He took the brave step of being honest with himself and those around him. Coming out as gay is hard in any circumstances. It's especially hard in the sports world. I applaud him for that. And I wish him luck and continued success with the next chapter of his life. He will always be Crew and Crew nation stands behind him. Stay MASSIVE MY friend!

Valubale Life Lesson. Please, Take Head!

The past year I might have seemed different. Not myself. Well there is a reason. I spent the last year dealing with the worst mistake in my life. A DUI. But by Tuesday I will be done & off probation. I am a better person now.This past year I had to deal with my stupidity and had to look at myself in the mirror and make a change. I am a better person and in a better place now because of it and I found out what mattered most and who cared about me, I'm stronger because of it. I never said anything because I was completely embarrased by it. And the thing that bugged me the most about it wasn't the fact I got caught. But what I could of done to somebody completely innocent. I thank God everyday I didn't hurt somebody else. I would not of been able to live with myself if I hurt someone else. Someone was looking out for me in that regard. I'm not saying I'm going to stop drinking anymore, because i love beer to much for that. But I will be forever changed and responsible now. I finally grew up. I will always have a plan when I decide to drink. And if anyone can learn from me, please, if you go out and drink always have a plan, do not ever get behind a wheel of a car, don't do it. It's not worth it. Thanks for listening to me ramble. :)

Monday, February 4, 2013

True American Hero

Feb 4th 2013. Today is the 100th anniversary of Rosa Parks birth. A true American hero.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Young Homie What You Trippin On?

Love the positive message in Chris Rene's music. This is the song that made him famous on X Factor. Young Homie What You Trippin On? The world needs more people and songs like him.

So, if you are having one of those day's where you feel like the day chewed you up and spit you out, just listen to this song and everything will be right with the world again.

Thursday, January 31, 2013


I have come to realize most of the internet world is filled with mean grade A aholes hiding behind the anonymity of their keyboards & phone keypads.

Stand Up Or Shut Up

Sorry it's been a while since I posted on the Diary. I was out of town in Ohio shaking and shimming for the Columbus Bluejacket's.

 But I'm back in Colorado and ready to promote my next thing. The monthly Stand Up Or Shut Up Open Mic Comedy Night. The best open mic in the state.

 Stand Up or Shut Up is always held the last Monday of every month At Thunder and Buttons II Located at 2415 West Colorado Avenue in Colorado Springs.
Phone Number is 719- 447-9888

This Month Stand Up or Shut up falls on Monday Feb 25 and starts at 8:30 pm
21+, adult humor
No cover and no item minimum
Drink specials
Sign up by 8:30 to perform,(1) free beer to each participant

Come see 10-20 professional, amateur and destined-to-be-forever-amateur stand up comedians from all over the Front Range.

The SOS has been providing the best outlet for aspiring and pro comics to the Springs for over 0.57 dog years already and we’ll gladly take the right buttock off some mailman before we quit now. Join us and the Thunder & Buttons team for a few good beers and some great jokes. Do not attempt to feed or pet any of the comics and direct eye contact is discouraged. Hope to see all of you there. If you can't make it please share this with friends that might want to go. For more information go to

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Future of Mens Fashion

I have seen the future of Men's Fashion and I am very afraid.

I only wish this was a joke.

I'm sure someone would be happy to oblige.

Sassy are we? He looks like the monster from Monster Inc.

To see more hideous men's fashion check out I cannot wait to see these fashions at Kohls.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Random Thoughts from Monday January 14th 2013

 Today was Monday January 14th 2013 and I spent the day on the couch suffering from that flu bug that is making life miserable for everybody. But that gave me plenty of time for more random thoughts to occupy this confused middle aged mans mind. So again, in no particular order here they come.

Why are people surprised by shark attacks? If a shark walked into my house, I’d kill it.

 On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day. I must be an Olympic athlete. 

 I feel really fat right now.

I lost my job as an instructor at a cosmetology school because my definition of a facial didn't match with their curriculum.

I just like saying the word marsupial.


When I belch it tastes like peanut butter and shame.

You can't get any whiter than the Lawrence Welk Show.


 Bachelorettes, instead of penis party favors at your parties why don't you mix it up and be different and use nut sack party favors. Then you would have a place to keep your beer.

 Sometimes you just have to fist pump!

 I just learned that cats show off their buttholes to tell you that they are comfortable with you. People should do that too.

I don't skydive because there is not a parachute on this planet that can slow me down.

Sitting here eating potato chips & watching cat videos on youtube. Man, I really need a hobby.

I wonder if Canadians think of the United States as their Mexico?

 I wish sex was as easy to have as they make it out to be on all these TV shows. Then maybe I wouldn't watch TV as much

 I truly believe humans increased their intelligence to invent the automobile so we wouldn't ever have to run again.

 Another wasted day, I'm a slug fish.

And there you go my Monday January 14th 2013. I can only hope and dream that tomorrow brings a much better, healthier and productive day. But in the meantime, please feel free to continue thanking God your day was better than mine. Until next time stay confused.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Random Thoughts From January 12

It's Saturday January 12th 2013 and I had a lot of random thoughts that occupied this confused man's mind. So I thought I would share them with you. In, as is custom, no particular order. Sit back open a beer, ponder and enjoy.

 It's almost impossible not to giggle after saying in a high pitched voice "jubee jubee!" Go ahead and try it, I dare you.

 I can't wait until marijuana becomes socially accepted and legalized nationwide. Because the TV commercials are going to be awesome! (This Bud's For You.)

 It feels like a dance fight night.

 What's up with all this tuck rule talk in Denver? Is Rupaul officiating this NFL playoff game?

 This Gun Debate is getting as old and boring as American Idol. Is there anyway we can cancel both of them?

 What is this fascination with everybody wanting to comment how cold it is in January?

  Does Narwhal tears make the sea salty?


 Nicki Minaj in charge of picking talent on national tv is not only scary but socially irresponsible.

  That teen age mom who waxed her three year old's eyebrows that's catching a lot of flack online. She must of felt really angry, because the eyebrows overshadowed the botox injections she bought her daughter for her 3rd birthday.

 I wonder what goes through the mind of a streaker before he decides to streak? I venture there's probably a lot of beer going through it.

 Astronomers have discovered the largest known structure in the universe. Payton Mannings head.

So there you guys go. Just some of the many provoking thoughts that crosses this very confused man's mind. Please feel free to dissect, analyze and discuss. 

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Friday, January 11, 2013

January 11 2013 Ohio Can Be Beautiful Too.

See Ohio can be beautiful too.Yes I live in Colorado and it is very beautiful. But every place has it's own beauty. We should all stop and enjoy the beauty around us and within us instead of looking for it elsewhere