tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60879473223140122012024-03-13T22:20:28.592-07:00A Diary Of A Confused ManThe Daily Ramblings of a Middle Aged Confused Man.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-46102637794649422782013-04-14T00:32:00.000-07:002013-04-14T00:32:53.381-07:00Arty Party GIF Goes Viral.I got up this morning and turned on my computer to a showering of messages on Twitter and Facebook. All referencing a GIF of me going crazy on the internet. My first question was, what's a GIF? I found out it stood for Graphics Interchange Format. Instead of getting all technical a GIFs can be used for small animations and low-resolution film clips. So, I went looking for the one with me on it. I found it and to my surprise it was of me dancing at the Columbus Bluejacket's game against the Chicago Blackhawks. So instead of explaining it, I'll just share it with the link. <a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/AVz939m">http://imgur.com/gallery/AVz939m</a>.<br />
The amazing thing about this, since it's download about twenty four hours ago, there has been over 1.6 million views. That totally floors me. I could not believe it. It's very weird to think who's looking at it as we speak? Where are they looking at it, and what do they think about it? And do they like it? All these questions just leaves this man confused.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-16146830939144608622013-04-01T13:59:00.000-07:002013-04-01T13:59:02.434-07:00The Arty Party Goes Viral As many of you might or might not know. I am a gigantic (no pun
intended) Columbus Bluejacket's fan of the NHL. And several years ago I
began ripping my shirt off and showing belly love to my favorite team.
It has grown into something rather out of control. And a perfect example
is this. A few weeks ago I danced at a game to Nellly's song, It's
getting Hot in Here, because the Jacket's have been on a tear. A 12 game
point streak, 10-2-4 in March. One of the big players in the Jacket's
turn around this year is a Russian named Artem Anisimov, affectionately
called Arty by his teammates and fans. In fact the Columbus Bluejacket's
supporter group known as the Arch City Army <a href="http://archcityarmy.com/">http://archcityarmy.com/</a>
termed the phrase, "It's an Arty Party." So it made sense for me to
give Anisimov his well deserved belly love. This brings us back to the
video. On that particular game day, 3/14/2013 against the Chicaco
Blackhawks, at the designated time, I stood up and danced, as I always
do, my ass off for the greatest fans & team in the league. After I
sat down I drank my beer and enjoyed the rest of the game. Thinking
nothing of it. A few days later the Columbus Bluejacket's put the video
on their website. It started getting hits slowly at first, but then it
got picked up by <a href="http://www.nhl.com/">http://www.nhl.com/</a>
and the video hits began to raise faster until today. When I looked at
the video earlier I was floored, it was at 6,400 hits. No big deal
right, I mean it's not like it's the cat playing piano video, but when I
checked the video again in less than an hour it shot up to over 8,000
views. Is it possibly going viral? And if so, is that a good thing? I
don't know, but I will leave it up to you to decide.<br />
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friend and fellow comic Tim McKenna talking sports and comedy on ESPN
1580 in Colorado Springs. We will be on at 10:00 Am Mountain Time (12 pm
Eastern Time). If you would like to listen to us talk sports and comedy
or what ever else fancies us you can by listening live at <a href="http://www.espn1580.com/">http://www.espn1580.com/</a>. And if you have a question about anything please feel free to call us at 719-694-2446. We'll talk belly love!<br />
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<span class="userContent">Much Respect to former Crew player Robbie
Rogers who retired from soccer and came out that he is gay in a press
release last night at 1 AM London time, <a href="http://robbierogers8.moonfruit.com/">http://robbierogers8.moonfruit.com/</a>. Robbie Rogers helped the Crew win Supporter Shields<span class="text_exposed_show">
and MLS cup when he was with the Crew and he will be forever MASSIVE in
that regard. But he will be even more MASSIVE for taking the brave step
to come out as gay. Hiding who you are from nearly everyone around you
takes a severe toll. He took the brave step of being honest with himself
and those around him. Coming out as gay is hard in any circumstances.
It's especially hard in the sports world. I applaud him for that. And I
wish him luck and continued success with the next chapter of his life.
He will always be Crew and Crew nation stands behind him. Stay MASSIVE
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-47753212778352869332013-02-15T02:14:00.001-08:002013-02-15T02:14:50.300-08:00Valubale Life Lesson. Please, Take Head!<span class="userContent">The past year I might have seemed different.
Not myself. Well there is a reason. I spent the last year dealing with
the worst mistake in my life. A DUI. But by Tuesday I will be done &
off probatio<span class="text_exposed_show">n. I am a better person
now.This past year I had to deal with my stupidity and had to look at
myself in the mirror and make a change. I am a better person and in a
better place now because of it and I found out what mattered most and
who cared about me, I'm stronger because of it. I never said anything
because I was completely embarrased by it. And the thing that bugged me
the most about it wasn't the fact I got caught. But what I could of done
to somebody completely innocent. I thank God everyday I didn't hurt
somebody else. I would not of been able to live with myself if I hurt
someone else. Someone was looking out for me in that regard. I'm not
saying I'm going to stop drinking anymore, because i love beer to much
for that. But I will be forever changed and responsible now. I finally
grew up. I will always have a plan when I decide to drink. And if anyone
can learn from me, please, if you go out and drink always have a plan, do not ever get behind a wheel of a car, don't do it. It's not worth it. Thanks for
listening to me ramble. :)</span></span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-42538383760094480672013-02-04T12:55:00.000-08:002013-02-04T12:55:02.735-08:00True American Hero<span class="userContent">Feb 4th 2013. Today is the 100th anniversary of Rosa Parks birth. A true American hero.</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-15342242270559154582013-02-01T21:07:00.000-08:002013-02-01T21:07:07.370-08:00Young Homie What You Trippin On?<span class="userContent">Love the positive message in Chris Rene's
music. This is the song that made him famous on X Factor. Young Homie
What You Trippin On? The world needs more people and songs like him.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">So, if you are having one of those day's where you feel like the day chewed you up and spit you out, just listen to this song and everything will be right with the world again.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-66076057753102091142013-01-31T02:19:00.001-08:002013-01-31T02:19:42.491-08:00Aholes!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="userContent">I have come to realize most of the internet
world is filled with mean grade A aholes hiding behind the anonymity of
their keyboards & phone keypads.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-84594339490447317452013-01-31T01:42:00.003-08:002013-01-31T01:42:44.951-08:00Stand Up Or Shut UpSorry it's been a while since I posted on the Diary. I was out of
town in Ohio shaking and shimming for the Columbus Bluejacket's.<br />
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But I'm back in Colorado and ready to promote my next thing. The monthly
Stand Up Or Shut Up Open Mic Comedy Night. The best open mic in the
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Stand Up or Shut Up is always held the last Monday of every month At Thunder and Buttons II<br />
<a href="http://www.thunderandbuttons.com/">www.thunderandbuttons.com</a> Located at 2415 West Colorado Avenue in Colorado Springs.<br />
Phone Number is 719- 447-9888<br />
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This Month Stand Up or Shut up falls on Monday Feb 25 and starts at 8:30 pm<br />
<span itemprop="description"><span class="fsl">21+, adult humor<br /> No cover and no item minimum<br /> Drink specials<br /> Sign up by 8:30 to perform,(1) free beer to each participant<br /> <br /><span> Come see 10-20 professional, amateur and destined-to-be-forever-ama</span><wbr></wbr><span class="word_break"></span>teur stand up comedians from all over the Front Range.<br /> <br />
The SOS has been providing the best outlet for aspiring and pro comics
to the Springs for over 0.57 dog years already and we’ll gladly take the
right buttock off some mailman before we quit now. Join us and the
Thunder & Buttons team for a few good beers and some great jokes. Do
not attempt to feed or pet any of the comics and direct eye contact is
discouraged. Hope to see all of you there. If you can't make it please
share this with friends that might want to go. For more information go
to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/546975628653951/">https://www.facebook.com/events/546975628653951/</a></span></span><br />
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-73324966707803610642013-01-16T21:30:00.000-08:002013-01-16T21:30:04.175-08:00The Future of Mens FashionI have seen the future of Men's Fashion and I am very afraid.<br />
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I only wish this was a joke.<br />
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I'm sure someone would be happy to oblige.<br />
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Sassy are we? He looks like the monster from Monster Inc.<br />
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To see more hideous men's fashion check out <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/ive-seen-future-mens-fashion-slideshow/-photo-2567348-210500977.html">http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/ive-seen-future-mens-fashion-slideshow/-photo-2567348-210500977.html</a> I cannot wait to see these fashions at Kohls. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-26507078365110565222013-01-14T22:42:00.000-08:002013-01-15T00:34:30.288-08:00Random Thoughts from Monday January 14th 2013 Today was Monday January 14th 2013 and I spent the day on the couch suffering from that flu bug that is making life miserable for everybody. But that gave me plenty of time for more random thoughts to occupy this confused middle aged mans mind. So again, in no particular order here they come.<br />
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<span class="userContent">Why are people surprised by shark attacks? If a shark walked into my house, I’d kill it.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day. I must be an Olympic athlete. </span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span>I feel really fat right now.<br />
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I lost my job as an instructor at a cosmetology school because my definition of a facial didn't match with their curriculum.<br />
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I just like saying the word marsupial. <br />
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When I belch it tastes like peanut butter and shame.<br />
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<span class="userContent">You can't get any whiter than the Lawrence Welk Show.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">Bachelorettes, instead of penis party favors
at your parties why don't you mix it up and be different and use nut sack
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">I just learned that cats show off their buttholes to tell you that they are comfortable with you. People should do that too.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">I don't skydive because there is not a parachute on this planet that can slow me down.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">Sitting here eating potato chips & watching cat videos on youtube. Man, I really need a hobby.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">I wonder if Canadians think of the United States as their Mexico?</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">I wish sex was as easy to have as they make it out to be on all these TV shows. Then maybe I wouldn't watch TV as much</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">I truly believe humans increased their intelligence to invent the automobile so we wouldn't ever have to run again.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">Another wasted day, I'm a slug fish.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">And there you go my Monday January 14th 2013. I can only hope and dream that tomorrow brings a much better, healthier and productive day. But in the meantime, please feel free to continue thanking God your day was better than mine. Until next time stay confused.</span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-15070365431112449372013-01-12T23:22:00.004-08:002013-01-12T23:55:44.531-08:00Random Thoughts From January 12It's Saturday January 12th 2013 and I had a lot of random thoughts that occupied this confused man's mind. So I thought I would share them with you. In, as is custom, no particular order. Sit back open a beer, ponder and enjoy.<br />
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<span class="userContent">It's almost impossible not to giggle after saying in a high pitched voice "jubee jubee!" Go ahead and try it, I dare you.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent">What's up with all this tuck rule talk in Denver? Is Rupaul officiating this NFL playoff game?</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">This Gun Debate is getting as old and boring as American Idol. Is there anyway we can cancel both of them?</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span>What is this fascination with everybody wanting to comment how cold it is in January?<br />
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Does Narwhal tears make the sea salty?<br />
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BOOBIES!!!! <br />
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Nicki Minaj in charge of picking talent on national tv is not only scary but socially irresponsible.<br />
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<span class="userContent"> That teen age mom who waxed her three year old's
eyebrows that's catching a lot of flack online. She must of felt really angry,
because the eyebrows overshadowed the botox injections she
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<span class="userContent"> </span><span class="userContent">I wonder what goes through the mind of a streaker before he decides to streak? I venture there's probably a lot of beer going through it.</span><br />
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<span class="userContent"> </span>Astronomers have discovered the largest known structure in the universe. Payton Mannings head.<br />
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If you liked this blog why not go and check out my other blog at <a href="http://thedailyfart1.blogspot.com/">http://thedailyfart1.blogspot.com</a><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-11277171439066524552013-01-11T16:07:00.000-08:002013-01-11T16:14:02.983-08:00January 11 2013 Ohio Can Be Beautiful Too.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="userContent">See Ohio can be beautiful too.</span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[83].[1][2][1]{comment101161283395704_2772}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span class="UFICommentBody" id=".reactRoot[83].[1][2][1]{comment101161283395704_2772}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[83].[1][2][1]{comment101161283395704_2772}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Yes
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& my Birthday! I am sure I will stay home not because I think it will be the end of the world (it won't be). But because of all the other crazy people out there that thinks it will be. Also all the other people out there that are going to the end of the world theme parties. So I'll play it safe and stay home and celebrate my birthday on Saturday. Also I wanted to leave you with a video. When spring comes you will find out one of my true loves, the Columbus Crew of the MLS. I can't get enough of them and I sure I will be sprouting off about them on here. But in the meantime I wanted to share the video that the fine people of the Columbus Crew put together to spread holiday cheer. This video stars US Men's National Team & Crew legend Frankie Hejduk, team defender Josh Williams and a bunch of dedicated Crew supporters singing a Coldplay inspired song. So sit back and enjoy the song.</span><br />
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prayers go out to the victims & their families. Today is about
mourning & showing love not politics. I think President Obama put it best with his eloquent and appropriate speech. I could write about what I am feeling and what I am thinking but I would rather just listen to Obama's speech and let the healing begin. Today America hurts.</span><br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-65171449032418500332012-12-11T08:34:00.000-08:002012-12-11T08:34:35.774-08:00Dec 10 2012: Nothing to Report I'll keep this entry short today! Today was great because I was able to spend it on this side of terra firma and not below it. Had some nice experiences with friends, co-workers, loved ones and my furry faces. But the real highlight of the day had to be getting into my warm fluffy bed. I was so tired and it was so cold that sometimes the best place to be is in the place you dream about being a superhero, rock star, or movie star. And with tomorrow off, I'm going to get some major zzzzz's in. Goodnight, hope tomorrow's entry is more entertaining.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-3024973775155181352012-12-09T21:28:00.001-08:002012-12-09T21:40:02.499-08:00December 9, 2012: Winter Wonderland & Sasquatch Woke up this morning to a fresh layer of snow. I love snow when it's fresh. It looks like mother nature put fresh icing on a cake. Also it makes it feel more like Christmas. And that warms me up like hot coco with marshmallows , yummy.<br />
The day started off pretty well actually. We got a knock on the door by a young guy that obviously had some mental development issues. He asked us if we would let him shovel our walk for a couple of bucks. And if we didn't want to pay him he would do it anyway. We told him we could pay him three bucks if he wanted. He seemed pretty pleased and did our walk. Melissa made him some hot coco, and he was telling us how he was doing this to buy his mother a gift for Christmas. We thought that was pretty neat. He finished up, we wished him a Merry Christmas, then he went on his way leaving us with a clear walk way.<br />
Then I turned on the television to watch the Cincinnati Bengals play the Dallas Cowboys. Living out here I don't get to watch the Bengals very often.Which is probably a good thing, because they blew it today. Dallas didn't win that game as much as the Bengals lost that game. You can't win if your wide receivers can't hold on to very catchable balls. They had three sure fire TD's that they dropped. Plus numerous drops on third downs that could of continued drives that would of kept the Dallas offense off the field. Then it seemed the Bengals case of the "droppies" spread to their defense too, when three sure fire interceptions were also dropped. It was pathetic. When their head coach, Marvin Lewis, watches the tape, he's going to need a drink. But all is not lost for the Bengals, the Steelers and Ravens lost today keeping the Bengals in the hunt. Also the Brownies won today.<br />
Another reason I love snow. After the game I looked out the back window to see a gang of slate colored juncos fly into our back yard and start hopping around looking for seeds. They can see them better in the snow I guess. I love watching those little guys jump, flutter and chirp around. They look like little puffballs. While the juncos were rummaging around on the ground, there was a downy woodpecker pecking around on the fence. It was really neat to see all this bird action. That's when I realized I had a fresh block of suet that I could put out for the little buggers. I put that out, and I hope they find it quick. i also need to make sure to get some birdseed for the other birds too. <br />
After putting the suet out. Rudy and I went into the garage and got some Christmas lights and put them out on the front fence. I need to get some more strands for the windows I think. I love Christmas lights. I wish I could just do up my house like crazy. But living in an old house, over hundred years old, the electricity isn't set up for that. In fact we don't have any outside outlets. So, you can't put a whole lot out. I would love to get an electrician and have them put some outlets out there and stuff, but it costs money we don't have at the moment. Just something else to put on the list. Come on Publishing Clearing House, knock on our door.<br />
After that I made some Schroeder magic. No it's not what you think, get your minds out of the gutter people. It's when I look in the refrigerator and cupboards and take what we have and make a killer dinner out of it. Melissa coined that term, and she can be very annoying when she wants me to do some Schroeder magic. All kidding aside, I used my creativity today to make a nice indian inspired chicken curry. It was super yummy in my belly.<br />
The rest of the day was very uneventful. Being Sunday and all I like to veg. Ok I veg a lot, but Sundays are really meant for that aren't they? Doesn't it cover that somewhere in the bible? You know, the whole, on the seventh day he rested thingy.Who can argue with that? I surely ain't. I spent the rest of the day razzing Melissa and watching Finding Bigfoot on television. Mainly because I'm curious if they ever will find him. And, according to them, sasquatch is everywhere, yet no one has irrefutable scientific proof he exists. If they want proof, all they have to do is check out my neighbor Jerry's house. He's squatchy.<br />
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Let's get back to this journal. Not much really happened today worth reporting, or any revelations worth mentioning and contemplating over. It was just your basic run of the mill day. Went to work this morning, got through it pretty easily due to the light truck. Got off, came home. Then a sense of relaxation came over me knowing that tomorrow I have it off. You get the, "I can stay up late and sleep in fuzzy's." Then you start thinking what are you going to do tomorrow for fun. Put's you in a good state of mind. I was greated at the door by Rudy. He's super cute, especially when he shakes his tail so hard it makes his body shimmy. If you can go with out petting that little guy then you must be Hitler. He's the Bomb. Check him out.<br />
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I'm sure I've shared his picture with all of you before, but he's just so darn cute. After that I took a shower. Watched Tv, then blogged on my other blog The Daily Fart <a href="http://thedailyfart1.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-scottsman-irishman-and-american-all.html">http://thedailyfart1.blogspot.com/2012/12/a-scottsman-irishman-and-american-all.html</a> and then wasted to much time on Facebook and Twitter. One cool thing though about my twitter experience today. Apparently Ralphie May, the famous comedian, which I do enjoy his comedy, must of been screwed over by American Airlines because he was going off on them. And he started a hashtag on Twitter that went like #FuckAmericanAirlines and people were making little jokes about American Airlines with that tag. If Ralphie May liked what you tweeted he would retweet it. Apparently he liked a few of mine and retweeted 3 of my posts. I know it's not much but I thought it was pretty cool. So that's a highlight of this very uneventful day.<br />
I've wasted enough time on here today, so I think I'll get off here and go downstairs, cook some dinner and watch the movie Red Tails that I got from the library. maybe after that grab a beer, but in all likely hood I'll just watch some tv then go to bed. I warned you guys, not all my daily journal posts were going to be masterpieces. Hope you keep reading them. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10325827118280962627noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087947322314012201.post-68690700944733209302012-12-07T19:53:00.001-08:002012-12-07T20:08:02.038-08:00Sick Of Christmas Ok, that might be extreme. In fact I love Christmas. It's my favorite holiday. And not because of the presents. Oh no, I love all the other cheesy stuff. the cheesy music and movies. The old animatronic children's specials. The lights, the trees, the stockings, the food, the treats and even the hideous christmas sweaters. But mainly the feeling that at least one day out of the year it seems no one wants to kill anybody.<br />
But you see I work in retail at a rather large store that seems everyone wants to go to and wreck. And then I have to spend 12 hours fixing and filling the holes on the shelves with everything from post it notes to power wheels(why in the world does a toddler need a tiny Mercedes is beyond me?). And being asked a million times a day "Do you have any Elf's on the Shelf's in the back room because I don't see any out here?" "No Miss if we did it would be out here." " Well could you be a doll and check in the back anyway, because the computer at home I checked yesterday says you do." Really? Alrighty then, and why I'm at it could you please stand still while I punch you in the face? Then as I walk to the back of the store, again, to check on something I know is not there, I pass a couple of children alone in the glass ornament row, (where's the parents? Probably in the shoe department trying on twenty pairs of pumps then piling the shoes & boxes on the floor three rows away from where they go, and in the wrong boxes to boot.) just as they drop a giant Yoda glass bulb (that's right Yoda, it's better then the Twilight series of glass bulbs) onto the floor and it shatters into a million pieces. They look up at me while laughing and run away. "Come back here you little brats and clean this up." Alas, like my therapist, they don't listen either. Then after checking for an item that wasn't there I am able to go back happily to my task of stocking the shelves with glitter covered pine cones that smell like cinnamon, mmmmmmm yummy. Of course now I'm covered in glitter and it's not the fabulous glitter that makes you feel spectacular kind. It's the "no officer, I am not the the west side sparkle bandit." kind. But thankfully, my shift came to an end and I am now home ready to pass out knowing that in a short nine hours I will back to do it all over again. So maybe the proper thing to say isn't that I'm sick of Christmas. But that I'm just a little bit tired of Christmas. Goodnight peeps.<br />
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