Now That I have your attention. I think I forgot to mention this. If you want to read more of my sick stories check out my other blog The Daily Fart at http://thedailyfart1.blogspot.com/ I hope you find it entertaining. Let me know what you think. Oh I also forgot, a little more blunt self promotion, I am also designing t-shirts and things if anyone actually wants to buy them at zazzle here's that link http://www.zazzle.com/dancingkevinsshop/gifts . If you have any suggestions, please feel free to drop me a comment or two or three. Thanks for reading..